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fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

versacefag:

when will someone put a stop to tyler oakley?

versacefag:

when will someone put a stop to tyler oakley?

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

how do you determine if someone is too old to date?

@Anonymous

awkwardvagina:

I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma 

fukkkres:

white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

Nice nice, how far have you gone with a guy

@Anonymous

ionlyfollowbadblogs:

once this guy got on the bus at the same time as me and we both got off at the last stop, I’d say that’s pretty far

sluttynuggets:

i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???

hershethings:

Tina!

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.